Texas Rangers June 5 2012

Two questions: Can anybody on this team pitch? Can anybody on this team hit? Last night they were nearly no hit in a game where Oakland (yes, Oakland) scored eight runs in the first inning. A good team is going to get blown out once in a while over 162 games. But lately, if I didn't know any better, I'd swear I'd pulled a Rip van Winkle and it was the Cowboys scores I was seeing,