Middle Age

• My arms seem to have gotten shorter
• 74 mph is as fast as I'll go
• I grunt when getting up from a chair
• The president is younger than me
• Pop music lost me about 20 years ago
• Video games lost me after "Missile Command"
• The head coach of the Dallas Cowboys is younger than me
• Have not been carded in fifteen years, but on the bright side, they don't ask if I want the senior discount
• Friends are becoming grandparents
• I wrote letters